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Beautiful Disaster doc É Kindle Edition read Û eyltransferservices ´ ➹ [Read] ➵ Beautiful Disaster By Jamie McGuire ➼ – The new Abby Abernathy is a good girl She doesn’t drink or swear and she has the appropriate number of cardigans in her wardrobe Ed by Abby’s resistance to his appeal Travis tricks her into his daily life with a simple bet If he loses he must remain abstinent for a month If Abby loses she must live in Travis’s apartment for the same amount of time Either way Travis has no idea that he has met his match I haven't been this pissed off reading a book since Bad Romeo Beautiful Disaster was a cluster eff of a read managing to throw everything I hate in a book into one novelMy first issue with this book are the characters Our leading lady is Abby Abernathy Then there's our leading man Travis Maddox I can capture my feels for both of them at the same time I HATE THEM I CAN'T STAND THEM Actually that really undersells how I feel towards them but whatever Abby is DUMB there is no other word I can use to describe her I have never wanted to tear a characters hair out than hers She is such a plain character that turns out to be boring than watching paint dry It's clear that the writer wanted to make it out to be that Abby would be this special snowflake but it was the fail of fails Her sub story is that she comes from this terrible up bringing Even though the premise behind her tale was set up to be a success it too failed This brings me to Travis Oh God I don't even know where to start with this this Patrick Bateman in training This boy was two shakes of lambs tail away from cutting Abby up and making her into a skin suit I would gladly let Mr Grey see me now then let him touch me with a ten foot pole He is creepy abusive controlling scary unattractive cocky and bizarre This dude is beyond unstable I also imagine him to be a  mouth breather so that just adds to the growing list of reasons why I hate him McGuire writes it so that Travis is this womanizing college frat man whore Girls vagina literately bust out of their pants every time they see him This causing me to roll my eyes so hard that they almost dislodged from my head This leads me to problem two and three with this book Maybe it's just me doubtful but maybe but if I was about to hook up with a dude and I opened his bedside table and there was an endless amount of condoms and KY Jelly I would fly out of that room so fast that boy would think he was Dorthy And if that didn't make up my mind then the fact that he brings home not one but TWO girls and sleeps with them in the living room while I'M IN HIS BED would of had me never ever speaking to him again NO GIRL IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD HAVE SWEPT THAT UNDER THE RUG The scene made me want to vomit then drink the cleaning  products under my sink Travis has major bipolar drinking jealousy and personality issues Travis also manages to keep Jesus abs the whole time without ever working out This is even mentioned SEVERAL times in the book HA NO

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The new Abby Abernathy is a good girl She doesn’t drink or swear and she has the appropriate number of cardigans in her wardrobe Abby believes she has enough distance from the darkness of her past but when she arrives at college with her best friend her path to a new beginning I read this book on an 8 hour flight from London to Toronto This book and I spent 8 hours together in coach seating with nothing to do but surrender to the impossibility of escape There was nowhere to run and nowhere to hide and this book caught me It caught me like Slenderman in a dark forest I will proceed to chronicle my transition from literature enthusiast to broken shell of a woman belowBeautiful Disaster A hallmark of passive aggressive literature that is secretly at home in the apocalyptic genreTake off My spirits are high The first page is fine Laughing at the ridiculous character names but reminding self that neither America or Shepley is as bad as Eureka BoudreauxHour one Surprised by route taken by book There appears not to be instalove which really shouldn't be surprising given the nature of the absolutely nauseating love interest Love triangle is dire like watching three stray dogs attempt to hump each other at the park And why is Travis even in this fraternity since he's constantly beating up his frat brothers? No one called the cops on his ass? Also aggressive misogyny abounds every woman except Abby who shows interest in Travis is a bimbo or a slut Of course Travis engaging in promiscuous behaviour is fine because he's troubled And a manHour two I'm waning Abby and Travis revolve around each other like the doors at MS meanwhile the entire college zeroes in on them as if they're the only thing keeping the moon in orbit A really popular creep is in love with me Abby says in front of her adoring audience But we're just friends Whatever I don't let it go to my headHour three Cabin fever sets in The book and I stare each other down with the seatbelt sign looming over our heads as a hellish omen sent to warn us of the impending five hours of the journey in which we will remain locked in a turbulence fuelled death grip at 40000 feet Determined not to succumb I throw the book under the seat and watch Oz The Great and Powerful Dreadful movie I'm losing the will to live Book finds its way back into my hands I open it and go hard at it determined to finish it in the next three hours I read another hundred or so pages filled with nothing but belly button fluff and then the proverbial towel is thrown in again Bonus points for Travis trashing the apartment like a fucking gorilla in heat after Abby leaves in the morning without saying goodbye Bonus bonus points for having Abby apologize for his deplorable behaviourHour four Abby and Travis break up because Travis wants to join the mob ??? I am losing touch with reality Hour five Hilarity ensues when one realises that Abby and Travis have broken up but Travis is stuck with Pigeon tattooed on his wrist Hour six The plane has entered Canada and the end of the longest flight in history appears to be in sight However the ordeal continues I have seen the face of evilHour seven Subplots appear and disappear like planes over the Bermuda Triangle My resolve is waning There are tears in my eyes Hour eight Travis and Abby are married in Vegas at nineteen years old which I suppose is meant to be a happy ending But there is only cheese cheese everywhere I am drowning in it but when the pilot announces that landing will commence in fifteen minutes I see a light at the end of the tunnel My limp defeated nearly gangrenous body begins to come alive It is almost overLanding A tsunami of relief washes over me I arrive home go to bed and do not awaken for eleven hoursIn conclusion this book is not beautiful This book is just a disaster FIN

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Beautiful DisasterIs uickly challenged by Eastern University's Walking One Night Stand Travis Maddox lean cut and covered in tattoos is exactly what Abby needs and wants to avoid He spends his nights winning money in a floating fight ring and his days as the ultimate college campus charmer Intrigu WowTravis Travis Travis I liked him I hated him I liked him againI worried about his sanitythen I loved him And oddly enough I had a lot of the same feelings about Abby So many times I wanted to scream at her then him then her again Great complex characters I loved this Wonderful story wonderful world wonderful author