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mobi ☆ The Da Vinci Code ↠ Dan Brown ISBNmoved to this editionWhile in Paris Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is awakened by a phone call in the dead of the night The elderly curator of the Louvre has been murdered inside the museum his body covered in baffling symbols As Langdon and gifted French cryptologist Sophie Neveu s Four stars for pure entertainment valueHowever Dave Barry's review gets five stars`The Da Vinci Code' crackedby Dave BarryI have written a blockbuster novel My inspiration was The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown which has sold 253 trillion copies in hardcover because it's such a compelling page turner NOBODY can put this book downMOTHER ON BEACH Help My child is being attacked by a sharkLIFEGUARD looking up from The DaVinci Code Not now I just got to page 243 where it turns out that one of the men depicted in ''The Last Supper'' is actually a womanMOTHER I know Isn't that incredible And it turns out that she's SHARK spitting out the child Don't give it away I'm only on page 187The key to The DaVinci Code is that it's filled with startling plot twists and almost every chapter ends with a ''cliffhanger'' so you have to keep reading to see what will happen Using this formula I wrote the following blockbuster novel titled The Constitution Conundrum It's fairly short now but when I get a huge publishing contract I'll flesh it out to 100000 words by adding sentencesCHAPTER ONE Handsome yet unmarried historian Hugh Heckman stood in the National Archives Building in Washington DC suinting through the bulletproof glass at the US Constitution Suddenly he made an amazing discovery''My God'' he said out loud ``This is incredible Soon I will say what it is''CHAPTER TWO ''What is it'' said a woman Heckman had never seen before who happened to be standing next to him She was extremely beautiful but wore glasses as a sign of intelligence''My name is Desiree Legume'' she saidHeckman felt he could trust her''Look at this'' he said pointing to the Constitution''My God that's incredible'' said Desiree ``It's going to be very surprising when we finally reveal what we're talking about''CHAPTER THREE ''Yes'' said Hugh ``incredible as it seems there are extra words written in the margin of the US Constitution and nobody ever noticed them until now They appear to be in some kind of code''''Let me look'' said Desiree ``In addition to being gorgeous I am a trained codebreaker Oh my God''''What is it'' asked Hugh in an excited yet concerned tone of voice ''The message'' said Desiree ``is ''But just then the chapter endedCHAPTER FOUR ''It's a fiendishly clever code'' explained Desiree 'As you can see the words say `White House White House Bo Bite House Banana Fana Fo Fite House Fe Fi Mo Mite House White House' ''''Yes'' said Hugh frowning in bafflement ``But what can it possibly mean''''If I am correct'' said Desiree ``it is referring to the White House''''My God'' said Hugh ``That's where the president lives Do you think ''''Do I think what'' said Desiree''I don't know'' said Hugh ``But we're about to find out''CHAPTER FIVE Hugh and Desiree crouched in some bushes next to the Oval Office''We'd better hurry up and solve this mystery'' remarked Desiree anxiously ''It's only a matter of time before somebody notices that the Constitution is missing'' She had slipped it into her purse at the National Archives while the guard wasn't looking''The answer must be here somewhere'' said Hugh studying the ancient document which was brown from age and the fact that he had spilled Diet Peach Snapple on it''Wait a minute'' he said ``I've got it''''What'' said Desiree her breasts heaving into view''The answer'' said Hugh ``It's But just then shots rang outCHAPTER SIX ''That was close'' remarked Desiree ``Fortunately those shots had nothing to do with the plot of this book''''Yes'' said Hugh ``Anyway as I was saying the answer is to hold the Constitution up so that it is aligned with the White House and the Washington Monument There do you see what I mean''''My God'' said Desiree seeing what he meant ``It's ''''Hold it right there'' said the president of the United StatesCHAPTER SEVEN '' and so you see'' concluded the president ``you two uncovered a shocking and fascinating secret that if it should ever get out could change the course of history''''Mr President'' said Desiree ``thank you for that riveting and satisfying explanation which will be fleshed out into much greater detail once there is a publishing contract''''Also'' noted Hugh ``we may use some beverage other than Snapple depending on what kind of product placement deals can be worked out''''Good'' said the president ``Now can I have the Constitution back''They all enjoyed a hearty laugh for they knew that the movie rights were also available

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The Da Vinci CodeTy whose members included Sir Isaac Newton Victor Hugo and Da Vinci and he guarded a breathtaking historical secret Unless Langdon and Neveu can decipher the labyrinthine puzzle while avoiding the faceless adversary who shadows their every move the explosive ancient truth will be lost forev 5 stars to Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code Most folks have seen the movie and probably not read the book What a loss for them That said I know a lot of people don't enjoy Brown's books believing he is too commercialized and over exaggerated in his style While I can understand why someone may think that I don't agree I love the complexity of the story the reality and the fiction the test of character strength the puzzles the different view points It completely absorbs me so I fall into the category of those who love him and this style of writing even if others think his writing isn't fantastic Doesn't mean I don't love the classic and richly written novels where it's the imagery and the words that win out tooI had never heard of Dan Brown in his early years I heard about the movie being made of the book and how it was coming out relatively soon I looked it up and saw it had the treasure hunter thrill appeal and decided to read the book before the movie could come out and warp my interpretation So glad I didIt's addicting Growing up Catholic I knew most of the religious detail but once it weaved it art literature history and philosophy I was just enad with the story Could it really be true Maybe I'm related to Adam and Eve too Ok let's not get too crazyMagnificent story telling uick adventure Beautiful scenes and images Brown exhibit's intensely good control weaving back and forth between each of the plots sub plots and mini plots It's as realistic of a treasure hunt as one can get if you are not an adventurer archaeologist or exhibition junkieBut what took it to the next level for me was the amount of detail included for every component It's the intricate of the intricate relying on pure puzzles to move the story forward Each new puzzle creates its own spark of drama directing readers to challenge what they do and do not know about Jesus Mary Magdalene languages culture locations etcIt hits so many different waves of appeal that I felt it was at the top of its game And it probably only edged out Angels Demons because of how tight this story was Definitely a must read for the genre for Brown and before watching the movie adaption