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Slugs by Shaun HutsGrass developing a taste for new thingsfor blood for fleshhuman fles This Garth Marenghi esue novel treats the reader to a constant procession of unrelated and unlikeable characters who either meet a sticky end at the hands or proboscises of the slugs or blindly never realise how close they came to a suelchy and bloody deathSlugs makes no bones about positing women in ostensibly traditional roles They cook dinner they look after children they take showers enjoy a good natter and are hysterically passionate about housework They also get beaten by drunk husbands miscarry in car crashes turn barren get cheated on get used to cheat on others constantly obsess about their own nipples and whether or not they're wearing a bra start the day masturbating naked in front of a full length mirror and get eaten alive genitalia firstShe slid further into her denims allowing the seam to cut into her damp cleft noting how her thin shirt made her hardened nipples even prominentSeriously why is she doing this Because it's central to the plot Because it has something to do with killer slugs No It's because her husband left her to raise a slightly retarded child all by herself and since she's unable to exist without a man she's getting all hot thinking about her neighbour a nice blokepity he was marriedWhen I picked up this book I was looking forward to what the cover boasted some trashy mind shattering horror punctuated by gore and tension I suppose that was there but given all the sexism and poor style choices that surrounded it it wound up taking a back seatHowever the mistakes and tropes were so persistent and absurd that reading them became almost like an act of friendly familiarity It wasn't so much horror and suspense that kept me reading but the bizarre desire to see just what ludicrous backstory female abuse or appalling conventions the book would throw out nextRead it because it's shitNickxxThis book wins my unofficial award for bestworst simile ever Burst forth like diarhoettic excretion Lovely

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A new breed of slime ridden oozing slugs lurking in the waist high This was a really good book I fell out of routine a bit so it took me ages getting through it but I'm glad that I stuck with it because it was well worth itThe story itself was very good The concept oh god The whole thought of the slugsMy skin was crawling the entire time I was readingDefinitely worth checking outHighly recommend

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PDF Ò BOOK Slugs by Shaun Hutson Ó EYLTRANSFERSERVICES ì [Ebook] ➣ Slugs By Shaun Hutson – Eyltransferservices.co.uk They slime they ooze they kill A novel of mind shattering horror and a new breed of slime ridden oozing slugs lurking in the waist high grass developing a taste for new thingsfor blood forThey slime they ooze they kill A novel of mind shattering horror and You can't eat steak all the time Sometimes you want a plate of ribs Shit sometimes you want a Slim Jim or Tom Cruise forbid a can of SPAM Well this plate of meat has gone over some time ago and is crawling with maggots and rot It's bad and not even in a TROLL 2 so bad it's fun to watch while you're high on crank bad either Slugs treats its readers like idiots I know I feel like a moron for finishing it But can you blame me for wanting a can of SPAM between sirloins Slugs is an absolute mess An absolute mess that managed to get a seuel and a truly horrible film adaptation Don't get me wrong the book is not better than the movie It's about the same Both are terrible I don't suggest either oneLet's list the problems with the book shall weThe entire story revolves around a health inspector named Mike Brady trying to save a small town from carnivorous slugs Brady refuses to go to the cops because they won't believe him Great I can dig wait He has proof He's had proof since the beginning of the book because he snagged three of these flesh eating slugs to take to his normalist buddy who works in a museum So why doesn't he just show the cops the slugs Beats me Why doesn't he show the water authority guy later in the book Beats me Seems he would have shown someone else these things you know since they're literally dropping out of his fucking plumbingWhich brings me to problem #2 These nasty little buggers are drip drip dripping out of Brady's sink Only the health inspector who's decided to take these creatures on by himself is having this problem Are the slugs sentient Are they targeting Brady with their terrorist plot so that he won't disturb their plans for global domination Are they you know what fuck it It's stupid is what it is Why the health inspector is the only person on the block who has slugs dropping from his pipes is never explained And this is another example of him having the proof needed to either convince the cops or get the water authority to cut off the water To top it all off a guy dies in public in a fucking restaurant and the whole incident is swept under the rug Oh well His eye ball only exploded and a big as fuck white worm crawled from his gory eye socket but fuck all that because REASONS BITCHES My point is this The cops at some point in time would have gotten involved It would have been obvious that this wasn't a serial killer so the next thing would have been wildlife or infectious disease They would have at least listened to Brady #truth#3 on our list of idiotic shit is the fact that we're dealing with slugs In case you don't know slugs are snails without shells and move about as fast Everybody who dies in this book is a fucking idiot They either fall into a roiling mass of slugs sit still while the slugs devour them or swallow the slugs No shit One guy literally bites into one of these things and swallows it without ever thinking that swallowing it might have been a bad idea I know when I bite into something nasty I spit it out But that's just me Anyway one chick lays around while a slug crawls up her nu nu She literally just sits there screaming and lets it slither into her lady bits I don't have a nu nu but I image one would want to protect such a vital part of one's anatomy And the fourth reason this book is a pile of shit is the writing Oh it's fucking terrible There's over thirty instances of someone asking a uestion followed by the dialogue tag he wanted to know Example Why are you a bad writer he wanted to knowOf course he wanted to know He was asking a uestion Not only is this the most useless dialogue tag I've seen but it's repeated ad nauseum The closer I got to the end of the book the Hutson used it Over and over again Are you tired of me harping on this shit Yeah Well he continued to use it just like I'm continuing to harp on it It's lazy writing Couple that with suspicious comma usage and sentences like Brady smile triumphantly Not Brady smiled not Brady smiles but Brady smile and I can safely say this book was never introduced to an editor In summation This started out as a fun b horror romp and uickly turned into the stupidest shit I've read in decades I bought several Hutson novels at my local UBS because I liked the covers and some of my horror friends recommended him I now understand why there were so many of his novels for sale at a secondhand shop I'll be trading them all back in posthaste Final Judgment The author could've at least tried