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EBOOK ✓ EPUB I Really Should Have Stayed Home The Worst Journeys from Harare to Eternity Travel Literature Series ¶ 9781571430816 » EYLTRANSFERSERVICES ✓ [Reading] ➸ I Really Should Have Stayed HoBefore you pack your bags consider some of the many ways that the trip of a lifetime can bring you all the joy of a life sentence In this outrageously funny anthology of vacation horror stories you'll spend one too many nights in Tunisia and flee nightmarish holidays An anteater served for Thanksgiving in Tasmania? Yes that event is in hereLiked the local color of the tale What a View about a visit to a Bed and Breakfast in the Columbia River Gorge Every 20 minutes a long train would rumble by the B B all night keeping the story author up But we have a view the kids would keep sayingDay Trip to Denver was uite a horror story of misadventures by railroad and car during a tour in which 3 meals in a row were missed by a group way behind scheduleI hope to never have the experience related in This is a Test by Priscilla Burgess During a flight over the pole the cockpit broadcast a message to the travelers on board This plane is going to make an emergency landing in water After the passengers panic a clarification comes over the PA Sorry please disregard that message there is a problem with the automatic flight warning systemWhat a scare that must have been as people started preparing to meet their maker

BOOK ↠ I Really Should Have Stayed Home The Worst Journeys from Harare to Eternity Travel Literature Series Í Roger Rapoport

From the artist attacked by the entire waitstaff of a Chinese restaurant in New York after he dared criticize the lo mein to a splendid anteater served for Thanksgiving dinner this collection of travel disasters is guaranteed to make you rethink those vacation plans This book is a third seuel to a book of established writers’ travel horror stories Here amateur writers share their travel woes It is clearly an attempt to milk a cash cow While the writing is adeuate certainly not great it’s the content of the stories that really makes this a useless anthology They’re the uality of story you might tell your friends at dinner but are in no way deserving of publicationExamples include I was on a plane that was delayed; I couldn’t find my car after the Super Bowl; we rented a boat and wrecked it; the service at this restaurant in England was very slow; we went to a hotel and damned if it wasn’t a fairly shabby hotel; we ate some food and got sick There are a few stories as interesting as say getting hurt and experiencing Vietnam’s standard of hospital care But mostly this is very dull and pretty close to worthless

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I Really Should Have Stayed Home The Worst Journeys from Harare to Eternity Travel Literature SeriesThat stretch from Haare to Eternity This book is guaranteed to make you unfasten your seatbelt for the belly laugh of the travel season as you are trying to figure out why your wallet disappeared The hilarious seuel to the national bestseller I Should Have Stayed Ho I think less time was spent editing in this book The first book was hilarious and each story was brief but well written This book has a endless story about a disgraced teacher in Eastern Europe He should have been fired just for referencing a book he obviously never read Lolita is the a book written by a pedophile and how he can trap an innocent girl Delores not a young temptresses like the Hollywood movies The story's inclusion was boring and a bit disturbing but NoT funny The rest of the stores were uneven some charming some funny and some just groaners leaving you thinking Just because you choose to be stupid isn't charming or humorous like deciding to dribble a soccer ball while hiking? Caliber of feeding a wild animal by hand for a great photo and then having to get a series of rabies shots for the bite